So, as it happens when left to amuse yourselves for long periods of time, the conversations turn weird and the crew pool grows. For instance we invent new crew members such as Ray, the autohelm, just to have a new personality to add spice to the stew. Ray it turns out isn't the best driver, esp. when under sail. Then there's Gerome, the token gay guy, Biff the jerk, and Martha.... the bitch. These characters all come and go on their own time and seem to lack much in the way of concern for the mission which the three of us are completely invested. What we've got here is a reality show cast in the making.
Now your thinking, "oh crap that's my boat they're bringin' home."
Not to worry, if one of these other people get any funny ideas, Jimmy's gonna go ballistic with his famous can o' whupas, or whupsedaisy, I'm not sure which. Rumor has it that it's second only to the infamous Left Hand of Thor.
Uh, gotta hide Martha's coming after me with a towel and a baby wipe, and Jimmy's blabberin about living in a sustainable bilge.
"Who left the light on in the garage."
Coming Martha!
XOSOSXO
Trifecta Perfecta.
600nm out all's well.
42 01n, 138 19w
Brg 051
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1 comment:
These guys are clearly losing it. Calling "Ray" "Otto" is clearly affected his driving ability. And "Martha" might be an instantiation of "Helga" the weather router that lives in the PC always telling us where to go. We never met Biff or Gerome, they must be new...
Good winds!
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